Search
  • SOPHIE

Wonky tits

Do I have wonky tits? Or a wonky posture?


I will do some shoulder exercises to see if that helps lift my droopy tit.


My tits. I have never been a proud tit bearer, if truth be known (Nessa)


As a pubescent teenager two of the dreams where starting your period and your tits growing. I feel mine never grew beyond being a teenager! I never have achieved the cleavage line, that to me confirm women are WOMEN.


Everyday, I get out of bed, walk over to my full length mirror, check my flat stomach, see my thighs are still touching and confirm my tit mounds maintain their essence of moobs.


Pregnancy saw them surge, I felt like Jordan for a week post birth. I strapped them down with two bras. I chose not to breast feed. In quiet moments I question this? And wonder had I fed my kids from my boobs would I have different tits now?


My boobs don't ache before a bleed as they use to. They don't seem to rise to celebrate the occasion either. I watched Friends the other day and wondered how did Rachel always have a nippon? How would I feel if I had a constant nip on.


I took a pic of my tits at 38, so that when I am 98 I can scroll my phone back to 2020 and say, I once had good tits and bled every month. A collaboration with my future self. Collaborations many of us don't think about. Sure you may get your retirement fund sorted but have you taken a picture of your fucking awesome body.


Are you looking at my tits?


18 views